Spladonkadonk 

Someone who is really short and has less of a say on things because they are short.

This kid is such a spladonkadonk

Spladonkadonk by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023

spadonkadonk

Much like the urban term spadoodle, that refers to the game in which you say spadoodle when you spot a vehicle with a headlight out, the term spadonkadonk can be used when you spot a vehicle with a tail light out.

Nah that's not a spadoodle, it's a tail light out. Therefore you say spadonkadonk.

spadonkadonk by Proto709 March 27, 2013

seadonkadonk 

A Fat obnoxious Sweat Hog, with a Fat booty. Seadonk,Bum,butterface,Fat Skunk,Seadonkey

Damn, yo she got a Seadonkadonk.

seadonkadonk by Nwood July 4, 2007

speedonkadonk 

Device that tells you how fast yo ass is goin.

Slow down, girl. Yous better check yo speedonkadonk b4 you get a ticket.

speedonkadonk by Dr. L1 December 21, 2010

spladunkadunk 

to crawl underneath one's bed or a friend's bed in search of treasure.
similar to spelunk

P1: i was spladunkadunking in Tom's room last night.
P2: find anything good?
P1: yeah, i found all his good candy.

spladunkadunk by boodat November 1, 2006