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Ayyo, he got splaowed in the grill!

or

I splaowed up my boy.
splaow by chaowdtey July 28, 2003
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"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.


Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
"That chickenhead was giving me head then I pulled out, and spladow!"
spladow by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004

Splawesome

Very, very cool. Dervative of "Awesome".
Wow, that roller coaster was really splawesome!
Splawesome by The Canary October 15, 2009
The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
Splawning by Funky Charley May 9, 2011
A hard punch in the jaw. Usually resulting in a knock-out!
We was scrappin' and then splatow he dropped like a roach.
splatow by CobraHaXxX April 2, 2006
1.) a surprise blow-job
2.) an explosion of blow-jobs
"I was just standing there and out of nowhere, BOOM, Splowj from an old man."

"He's so gay, every time he walks into the club there's a splowj."
Splowj by Fitzsteve September 21, 2014