Spitzed

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

James just got spitzed when Mia completely shut him down after he asked her out over a text (fag)

Spitzed by Mia Spitz December 24, 2009

spitzed on 

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

spitzed on by VIZMA March 12, 2008

spitzered

a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.

careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.

spitzered by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

Spitze 

German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.

Person A: What's for dinner?
Person B: Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Person A: Spitze!

Spitze by Polanoid April 15, 2010

spitzer 

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

spitzer by Chip M. March 11, 2008

Elliot Spitzer 

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

Elliot Spitzer by wisk March 13, 2008