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I thought we were just complaining about how long the line was at the Handy Pantry when the guy next to me covered me with personality vomit. Before I left, I knew about his divorce, his bankruptcy, and the infection he got popping a pimple on his ass.
by wisk April 24, 2008
Get the personality vomit mug.Narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. Symptoms of Ovaltine poisoning:
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.
We took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near Fairfield. As we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, "More Ovaltine, Please!" over and over. I screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he floored the gas pedal, and we got the hell out of there.
by Wisk February 6, 2008
Get the ovaltine mug.abbreviation for personality vomit, when a person spews intimate details about themselves to a complete stranger or a mere acquaintance.
The entire office and the Fedex guy was aware of when the receptionist was menstruating. He indadvertantly delivered a package at the hour of onset, and he was immediately covered in PV.
by wisk April 24, 2008
Get the PV mug.1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
by wisk March 13, 2008
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We managed to get some vintage Limbaugher from a floor trader who had some connections. We talked about interest rates, capital gains, stock portfolios with a bottle of Cognac and this remarkable cheese. We wondered how they could produce such a gastronomical delight.
by Wisk February 5, 2008
Get the Limbaugher mug.1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.
2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!
2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!
by wisk March 13, 2008
Get the Elliot Spitzer mug.The special properties of aluminum foil that shield the brain from being read by "liberal activist" scientists. Also works nicely as a rain hat that gives the "tin roof" effect.
Dick Cheney hated getting wet for it faded his outer humanoid membrane. He discovered the tin foil hat he wore from his "undisclosed location" kept him warm and toasty.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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