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Spitebomb 

Originally the term 'spitebomb' meant to multiply downvote a post on a website which uses up/downvoting. The spitebombing was usually done because the poster was unpopular (and often by a clique of attention-whores bearing a private grudge).
The term seems to have originated on the Sparknotes website sometime in 2002.
Both the term, and the practice, are now regularly seen on other websites.
I see your post has attracted fifteen anonymous downvotes. Are you spitebombing yourself to attract attention?
Spitebomb by Dougandredoug March 18, 2009
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Spitetomatoes 

Main Entry: spite·tomato
Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them"
Spitetomatoes by Jess DeBellis July 28, 2008

shitbombed 

The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.
She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.
shitbombed by FabsDC December 24, 2004

Shitbombing 

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison
On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.
Shitbombing by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009

A-Town Shitbomb 

When a girl is sitting on a guys lap and he goes to hug her, but squeezes so hard that it makes her shit her pants.
I accidentally gave my boyfriend the A-Town Shitbomb last night.
A-Town Shitbomb by 907Angelica February 3, 2009

Spitetomatoes 

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"
Spitetomatoes by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

spiderbomb 

The art of placing one's clenched fist inside another human being. Once inside, opening the palm and 'twiddling' one's fingers.
Fat: I well got spiderbombed last night!

Slag: Did you? What's it like?

Fat: Imagine fisting, but they tickle you with their fingers at the same time.
spiderbomb by Spider-Bomb_Artiste October 13, 2007
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