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spiderbomb 

The art of placing one's clenched fist inside another human being. Once inside, opening the palm and 'twiddling' one's fingers.
Fat: I well got spiderbombed last night!

Slag: Did you? What's it like?

Fat: Imagine fisting, but they tickle you with their fingers at the same time.
spiderbomb by Spider-Bomb_Artiste October 13, 2007
Words you can keep

Spiderwomaning 

After a creampie, stomp on her pelvis causing the jizz to explode out of her vagina and stick to the wall
She covered my entire wall after spiderwomaning
Spiderwomaning by garywse December 13, 2014

spiderboysgf 

best tiktoker ever, they make great edits and are very funny
person 1- hey do you know spiderboysgf

person 2- um no

person 1- i hate you 😐
spiderboysgf by Atyd May 14, 2021

Spiderwoman

When a female scoops out a creampie and flings it in your face like spiderman shooting a web.
"So i popped a batch in her and before i could even get up to put my pants on, she spiderwomaned me"
Spiderwoman by Abubaca November 15, 2022

Spiderjob 

When eight different girls take turns giving you handjobs and blowjobs until you cum on all of them. Takes practice to hit every girl.
Oh my god I can die happy now that I just got a Spiderjob.
Spiderjob by CorvallisJB January 27, 2010

Spiderbowels 

Someone who is so tight arsed he is said to posses spiderbowels, i.e. a very small anus
Conroy never get the beers in when it's his round, fuckin spiderbowels.
Spiderbowels by doffer July 13, 2004

Spiderwoman

After a guy spiderman's you, you kick him in the balls and wipe his own jizz into his face while he's doubled over. Proceed to do the spiderman web slinging poses and then stand like a proud female superhero while he learns his lesson.
My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night so I spiderwoman'd him back. He'll think twice before doing that again.
Spiderwoman by Athy666 May 7, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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