Spit-wad
An awesome force in the universe. Owning all one at a time. Fearless and unequalled in skill......he is Spit-wad.
Spit-wad by JollyJoker September 7, 2008
Words you can keep
The Carolina spit wad
The act of spiting in someones ass hole then the other person deficits into a cup and drinking it then swapping it in the others mouth as a sexual act.
The Carolina spit wad by thickdickdady69 April 7, 2022
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spit wadd
my mother told me bout all the guys she gave spit wadds 2 then i threw up multiple times in my pocket
spit wadd by Drunkin Dunkin n hung down low April 2, 2011
spitwad
A projectile consisting of a small piece of paper that is chewed and formed which can then be thrown, shot with a rubber band, or fired through a straw, hollow pen or similar device as a prank.
spitwad by Dr. Lizardo March 27, 2017
spitwad driveby
when you and some of your buddies are in a car and u pull up next to someone with their windows down at a red light, and then proceed to wait until the light turns green to engulf them in a mass-hurtle of spitwads leaving them stunned and confused while you speed up and drive away
spitwad driveby by Darth Vad3r March 28, 2007
SpitWad
85% of this men are are ugly, but 100% have lots of money they are willing to give to you just so you can aknowlegde them because they are very desperate. Many of them hold a job at a Feild, & Lecherias and live in old crumblimg trailers. Or maybe you'll get lucky and meet a cute one, but it hardly ever happens.
WARNING
Do not over use a SpitWad for they can become dry & useless. Also beware of SpitwadBlockers for they do exist and they will block your well earned SpitWads!
WARNING
Do not over use a SpitWad for they can become dry & useless. Also beware of SpitwadBlockers for they do exist and they will block your well earned SpitWads!
1]
*Guy:
Oyes quedate un rato mas y si quieres te doy dinero or lo que quieres mija.
(Hey girl I'll give you anything you want if you just stay a llttle longer.)
*Girl:
Pues damelo orita y luego venimos para cotorrear, por que tenemos algo que acer bien rapido.
(Well just give it to me right now, we'll come back to hang out, cuz we gotta do something real quick.)
2]
*Girl:
Ugh man I need some money, I'ma have to call that nasty ass spitwad.
*Other girl: lolz thats gross, but funny cuz they actually think there gonna get some.
3]
*Girl To Girl: Hey lets go SpitWading, I wanna get drunk.
*Guy:
Oyes quedate un rato mas y si quieres te doy dinero or lo que quieres mija.
(Hey girl I'll give you anything you want if you just stay a llttle longer.)
*Girl:
Pues damelo orita y luego venimos para cotorrear, por que tenemos algo que acer bien rapido.
(Well just give it to me right now, we'll come back to hang out, cuz we gotta do something real quick.)
2]
*Girl:
Ugh man I need some money, I'ma have to call that nasty ass spitwad.
*Other girl: lolz thats gross, but funny cuz they actually think there gonna get some.
3]
*Girl To Girl: Hey lets go SpitWading, I wanna get drunk.
SpitWad by PetraLaDeSin. November 16, 2011
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