spitwad 

A projectile consisting of a small piece of paper that is chewed and formed which can then be thrown, shot with a rubber band, or fired through a straw, hollow pen or similar device as a prank.

I shot a spitwad at Billy but I missed and it got caught in Kendra's hair.

spitwad by Dr. Lizardo March 27, 2017

SpitWad 

85% of this men are are ugly, but 100% have lots of money they are willing to give to you just so you can aknowlegde them because they are very desperate. Many of them hold a job at a Feild, & Lecherias and live in old crumblimg trailers. Or maybe you'll get lucky and meet a cute one, but it hardly ever happens.

WARNING
Do not over use a SpitWad for they can become dry & useless. Also beware of SpitwadBlockers for they do exist and they will block your well earned SpitWads!

1]

*Guy:

Oyes quedate un rato mas y si quieres te doy dinero or lo que quieres mija.

(Hey girl I'll give you anything you want if you just stay a llttle longer.)

*Girl:

Pues damelo orita y luego venimos para cotorrear, por que tenemos algo que acer bien rapido.

(Well just give it to me right now, we'll come back to hang out, cuz we gotta do something real quick.)

2]

*Girl:

Ugh man I need some money, I'ma have to call that nasty ass spitwad.

*Other girl: lolz thats gross, but funny cuz they actually think there gonna get some.

3]
*Girl To Girl: Hey lets go SpitWading, I wanna get drunk.

SpitWad by PetraLaDeSin. November 16, 2011

spitwad driveby

when you and some of your buddies are in a car and u pull up next to someone with their windows down at a red light, and then proceed to wait until the light turns green to engulf them in a mass-hurtle of spitwads leaving them stunned and confused while you speed up and drive away

shit man, me and jerry just did a spitwad driveby, that mothafucka was a clueless beotch....

spitwad driveby by Darth Vad3r March 28, 2007

shitwad

Annoying; bothersome; pissy

Scotty was being such a shitwad.

That bitch is always being a shitwad,!

shitwad by breezyheartsbbycakes March 19, 2010

shitwad

the droppings from the anal canal that project a gagging smell.

kristen, why is your shitwad on the kitchen counter again?

shitwad by redled January 8, 2012

spitwack 

When you want to beat off, and there is no oil or cream around. Just cough up a floogie and coat your knob. Works great.

While in my car, I sometimes indulge in a nice spitwack to releive some tension.

spitwack by flashboy July 19, 2003

spitwank 

it is when someone spits on there hand for lubrication and then toss someone off.

somone is going to spitwank someone of.

spitwank by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008