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Spit-Roast 

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.
Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!
Spit-Roast by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017
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spit-roast 

To spit-roast a guy, one guy fucks another dude in the mouth, while a third dude fucks him in the ass until they all have cumgasms.
Some other cadets gave me a spit-roast in the cadet showers earlier!
spit-roast by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

spit-roast 

two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.
Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"
spit-roast by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

Spit-Roast 

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome
Spit-Roast by Calonizier April 16, 2023

Spit Roast 

When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.
"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"

"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"
Spit Roast by mike.t December 10, 2009

Spit Roast 

When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.
"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"
Spit Roast by Bigdaddymac11 March 17, 2021

Spit roast 

Woman enjoying sucking a cock while being fucked by another guy, usually she is on hands and knees.
There is nothing degrading about a woman enjoying being spit roasted. My wife absolutely loves it when we have another guy in our bedroom and she gets cock in mouth and pussy at the same time. We then swap places so the other one gets cock sucked. Great as both me and male friend get sucked by my wife and both get to fuck my wife. And she gets to suck 2 cocks and be fucked by both cocks. Everyone has a great time. So far we have done this with over 20 different guys. Some of the guys call regularly for our weekly spit roast.
Spit roast by watchingWife January 27, 2014
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