Spit-Roast

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.

Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!

by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017

spit-roast

To spit-roast a guy, one guy fucks another dude in the mouth, while a third dude fucks him in the ass until they all have cumgasms.

Some other cadets gave me a spit-roast in the cadet showers earlier!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

spit-roast

two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.

Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

spit roast

Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?

Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast

by Dick The Buttock Scruttock February 14, 2003

Spit Roast

When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.

"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"

"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"

by mike.t December 10, 2009

Spit Roast

When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.

"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"

by Bigdaddymac11 March 17, 2021