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Spindleshank
Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
spindung
The public, false, and destructive verbal product of a politician or political commentator (who appears on television, radio, or in print) who *intentionally manipulates an audience by employing the illogical argument called the "False dilemma" or the argument from the "excluded middle."
Simple example:
P1: "A wolf has eyes; I have eyes, therefore I'm a wolf."
P2: "You're not a wolf!"
P1: "Are you saying I don't have eyes?"
(TRUTH: P1 is not a wolf.)
*There has to be intent.
Simple example:
P1: "A wolf has eyes; I have eyes, therefore I'm a wolf."
P2: "You're not a wolf!"
P1: "Are you saying I don't have eyes?"
(TRUTH: P1 is not a wolf.)
*There has to be intent.
Margaret's addiction to 'spindung' blinded her and those like her to the truth about the politician she supported...the same politician who drove our economy into the ground.
spindung by TheTruthDude August 19, 2009
Spindoodlegooster
A person who smokes an insane amount of meth- this person has lost all sense of reality and morality. They would probably do something like fight shadow monsters in their attic.
Or it can be used as a verb-
to be spindoodlegoostered
This word was created by Rambo
Or it can be used as a verb-
to be spindoodlegoostered
This word was created by Rambo
Damn did you see Aldo- he's such a spindoodlegooster.
Damn that crackhead's all spindoodlegoostered- he should probably eat a sandwich.
Damn that crackhead's all spindoodlegoostered- he should probably eat a sandwich.
Spindoodlegooster by Morizz November 12, 2006
Spidussy
Spidussy
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.