Spikestrip

Schizophrenia so profound that one starts defending non-existent balance in Risk of Rain 2

Joe: Railgunner is completely unbalanced.
Fred: Railgunner is perfectly balanced + Skill issue + The J + Heheheha
Joe: Please get of Spikestrip your family misses you

by Squeesh0 March 3, 2022

Spikescrimphoma

A disease found early 2017 concerning those who vape excessively. The vape oil resin overly consumed can result in centernervous system damage, slurred speach and in more severe cases, a social dysfunction closely resembling autism.

"I'm worried that if Daniel continues to vape too much, he might develope Spikescrimphoma."

by Drh February 26, 2017

spike strip

what cops use to pop the tires of escaping victims, it usually doesn't work because people jump out of their cars and hightail it into the woods

spike strips are pretty common in police chases

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

Jewish Spike Strip

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.

Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"

by whitepower21 July 22, 2009

Spike strip

When you simultaneously flat tire and try to put a finger in the butt hole of a friend walking ahead of you.

Matt: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Ben: I just got spike stripped.

by Emma021 July 21, 2018