The condition of a person who is sulky, tends to mope around, and hangs around in bars. This person will drink until they can't feel, or simply fall asleep at the table.

Bartender: Oh man..... Jim is back.
Patron: What's wrong with Jim?
Bartender: Oh, he's a sulkaholic. He stinks up the place.

Sulkaholic by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

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suckaholic

A person addicted to giving blowjobs.

That's the twelfth guy that Steve has sucked off this week. I think he's turning into a real suckaholic.

suckaholic by pdobrinen November 29, 2012

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shirkaholic

Has the opposite meaning to workaholic; someone who habitually works.

A shirkaholic may intentionally or unintentionally never get round to doing any work, filling their day with chit chats, coffee breaks and possibly, internet based distractions

Cedric was a complete shirkaholic, he came in to work at 9:30am then had coffee for half an hour with some cereal. At 10am he would greet his coworkers and then rearrange his desk. He had lunch at midday untill one. Since he didn't smoke, Cedric then checked his emails and replied as nessecary. 3pm brought with it another coffee break and then another tour of the office. He would always go home at 4:30pm to collect a friends' child from after school activites.

shirkaholic by lord vandenburg April 13, 2010

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Sockaholic

Having an obsession with socks

"I have two sock drawers" other person-"you're such a sockaholic!"

Sockaholic by Wildgingy February 13, 2017

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