shirkaholic 

Has the opposite meaning to workaholic; someone who habitually works.

A shirkaholic may intentionally or unintentionally never get round to doing any work, filling their day with chit chats, coffee breaks and possibly, internet based distractions

Cedric was a complete shirkaholic, he came in to work at 9:30am then had coffee for half an hour with some cereal. At 10am he would greet his coworkers and then rearrange his desk. He had lunch at midday untill one. Since he didn't smoke, Cedric then checked his emails and replied as nessecary. 3pm brought with it another coffee break and then another tour of the office. He would always go home at 4:30pm to collect a friends' child from after school activites.

shirkaholic by lord vandenburg April 13, 2010

shirkaholic 

like a workaholic but opposite

someone who always bunks off skips class doesnt go to work etc

that brian hasnt been to work for 3 weeks, hes a shirkaholic

shirkaholic by lord vandenburg of westwood September 19, 2009

shareaholic 

n., pl. -shareholics.

Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.

One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.

She was such a shareaholic she found herself thinking in Facebook status updates, and felt a deep sense of well-being when she discovered Shareaholic www.shareaholic.com

shareaholic by Ultravioleta May 16, 2009

Shiaholic

Someone who is addicted to Shia Labeouf and will not stop talking about him.

Person #1: JUST DO IT!
Person #2: Is that all you say?
Person #1: Oh, sorry im just a Shiaholic, can't help myself..

Shiaholic by Calvinthemonkey1 February 28, 2016

Shankaholic 

Adjective
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements

A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.

In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.

Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.

It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.

Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"

Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.

"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"

"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"

Following quote taken from:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."

Soap is a closet Shankaholic.

Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.

Totally.

Shankaholic by Phauxed September 21, 2009

shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."

“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”

shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

shrekaholic 

adjective
to be a shrek ethusiast
to have a burning passion for a certain green ogre
to recognize shrek as your only lord and saviour

Omg I saw the Shrek movie last night! It was THE BeST movie this decade! I think i'm in love with the protagonist, you can call me a shrekaholic

shrekaholic by that ogre lover November 26, 2019