Definitions by pdobrinen

low job 

A blow job from a midget.

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.

low job by pdobrinen January 3, 2019

pantyperspirant 

When a woman sprays deodorant in the crotch of her underwear to control feminine odor.

Pam stepped into the ladies room to spray pantyperspirant in her underwear to avoid any embarrassing odor.

pantyperspirant by pdobrinen February 4, 2014

Hairarchy 

The ranking of different groups of hair on your body.

According to hairarchy, head hair is the best, ass hair is the grossest, pubic hair is somewhere in-between.

Hairarchy by pdobrinen January 13, 2013

suckaholic 

A person addicted to giving blowjobs.

That's the twelfth guy that Steve has sucked off this week. I think he's turning into a real suckaholic.

suckaholic by pdobrinen November 29, 2012

digital purgatory 

The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.

I hate going to the DMV. I feel like I'm stuck in digital purgatory.

digital purgatory by pdobrinen May 29, 2011

spent fuel rod

Euphemism for ejaculation.

I came so many times last night my dick felt like a spent fuel rod.

spent fuel rod by pdobrinen April 2, 2011

chicken-whipped 

A young gay male domineered by his much older male lover.

Andre told me he didn't want to come to the party tonight but Maurice made him go anyway. Andre is so chicken-whipped.

chicken-whipped by pdobrinen March 27, 2011