riding the pig

Someone that is hooked on drugs.

I saw Ray-Ray the other day and he was lookin' like he was all messed up. I think he's riding the pig again.

by pdobrinen September 06, 2006

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Can't you know?

A derogatory term expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in “Was I not speaking clearly enough for you?” “Did you not understand what I just said?” "What is wrong with you?"

You better respect me or I'll fuck you up, nigga! Can't you know?

by pdobrinen September 16, 2008

Hairarchy

The ranking of different groups of hair on your body.

According to hairarchy, head hair is the best, ass hair is the grossest, pubic hair is somewhere in-between.

by pdobrinen January 13, 2013

low donut

A midget that is a lesbian.

Carmelita and Josefina, two lesbians, were discussing their taste in women over coffee at the Big Clit Cafe one morning. Josefina prefers tall, bulldyke amazon women whereas Carmelita has a taste for petite low donuts when it comes to her women.

by pdobrinen September 17, 2008

chicken-whipped

A young gay male domineered by his much older male lover.

Andre told me he didn't want to come to the party tonight but Maurice made him go anyway. Andre is so chicken-whipped.

by pdobrinen March 27, 2011

Bibberish

The inane chatter spouted by Justin Bieber.

Did you see the tweet that Justin Bieber just sent? It didn't make any sense. What a bunch of bibberish!

by pdobrinen March 10, 2011