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Just don't say twelfth. It's disgusting.
twelfth by FonekRucke November 23, 2010
Words you can keep
Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse, usually by heart attack.
Yeah I hit twelfth base last night. The funeral will be held this Saturday and the cops are still after me.
twelfth by ljfox4 March 3, 2009
12 July.
A time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood and send their children out to cause roits.
Hmmm, very clever! NOT!
Twelfth by davis longfellow June 6, 2003

Twelfth Base 

Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.

Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?

Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.

twelfth night

A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.
"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i
twelfth night by Romanshoes September 8, 2007

Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*
Twelfth Night by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011

twelfth base 

WTF ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY THERE ARE ONLY 3 IN BASEBALL
guy a: dude, i did it w/my gf
guy b: how much?
guy a: twelfth base
guy b: wtf
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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