Spiderman's lover

Slang terminology for marijuana. Another slang term for marijuana is "Mary Jane". In the Spiderman mythology Peter Parker (Spiderman) is infatuated with a woman by the name of "Mary Jane". The actual term relating to marijuana "Mary Jane" has become widely recognized as marijuana thus "Spiderman's lover" is a form of evolution as no authoritative figure will have any clue who in the fuck Spiderman's lover is.

"Did you get a piece of Spiderman's lover last night? She was high quality stuff."

"That Spiderman sure has it made, his lover makes me feel fantastic."

by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009

60's spiderman

a shitty ass tv show with a shitty ass meme and the world greatest opening ever

friend "hey have you seen 60's spiderman"
me"is he strong listen bud he's got radioactive blood"

by Gay traps(lolis for life) September 7, 2017

Spiderman Syndrome

You can say someone is suffering from Spiderman Syndrome, when they offer unsolicited help, make a mess and leave. Someone else has to clean the spider-web's they left.

My manager suffers from spiderman syndrome, he just bulldozed into my current project and made a mess and left, now I've to cleanup everything.

by Suaveitsme December 10, 2009

Spiderman sex

Whilst wanking furiously you begin to shout out loudly oh my god over and over again, this will undoubtedly wake up your missus. As soon as she sits bolt upright you cum into your wanking hand, then you flick your wrist towards her shouting go web go. Hopefully the love juice will hit her in the eyes. Thus emulating the greatest super hero of all time, Spiderman.

The wife fell asleep early last night so we had Spiderman sex again.

by theawesomewizard April 24, 2012

Spiderman Special

The act of gently fingering a females asshole while shooting string from a

Spider-Man Mega Blaster Web Shooter into the female's vagina. Covering it entirely with a web. It is an optional choice to sing the Spiderman theme song in the process.

"God billy gave me the best Spiderman Special last night!"

by BigPapaTrump May 16, 2018

spiderman slap

After ejaculating in your hand you bitch slap someone

After I came in my hand I Spiderman slapped the hoe

by pkboicu February 19, 2012

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.

After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 12, 2016