Spicy Daddy

This man is the spiciest gentleman in the room. This title is non-sexual. Jeff Goldblum likes to be called daddy when he eats hot wings. Currently held by Dustin of Kutztown University.

-Hey brotein, who the fuck is that guy?
- Brofessor, that is fucken Spicy daddy. The spiciest man on campus.
- Holy dog shit, Jeff Goldblum really likes to be called Spicy daddy when he eats hot wings....