Spiass 

The condition in which when a man/women doesn’t shave their ass hairs, spiders begin to grow and eat the dingleberries.

“Hey dude why were you at the hospital the other day?”
“Sorry man, i got diagnosed with Spiass so now my ass hurts”

Spiass by Hotdogbiscuit May 27, 2022

splass 

A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.

Me:Today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, I GOT A SPLASS!
Them:A what?!
Me:A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!!!

splass by taywer February 19, 2015

splassback 

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.

DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"

splassback by fucwad June 13, 2004

Spiesser 

German: person who is a part of or aspires to the pursuit of middle class conformist comfort - nice house with a picket fence and a large car parked out front (and a fat retirement account).

From a Medieval German name for a small weapon carried by middle-class townsfolk, adopted as a slur on the bourgoise by 19th century socialists.

"My parents are total Spiessers. So boring!"

From an old German bank commercial:

A hippy in a trailer park is making fun of his neighbors, who have just gotten a mortgage from the bank and will be moving into a proper house: "Spiessers!"

His five-year-old daughter: "I want to be a 'Spiesser' when I grow up..."

Spiesser by Texmandie June 3, 2007

Spiars  

a little boy who has a seizure when laying on top of any female, and still failing to satisfy them.

please don't Spiars me

Spiars by we will miss you in virginia January 13, 2009

Spiss 

When you jizz in your pants.

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I
SPISS IN MY PANTS

Spiss by anonymous-ma12 June 4, 2017

Spissing

(Verb) Combination of sperm and pissing. When you are busting a crazy nut and the sperm escapes your penis as fast as piss during urination.

"Dude! WTF! Your cummin like a hose"- Bitch
"Shit.. sorry man im spissing..."- ME

Spissing by Ryan Toal#ROLLTINT#SPISSMASTER June 3, 2016