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spasshole 

"These diploma spassholes are everywhere! Get a life!!"
spasshole by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009
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Spasshole 

(alt. Spaßhole) - noun. A person who thinks their constant use of pranks, practical jokes, mimicry, and/or off-color jokes are funny and enjoyable by others, but still is really just being an asshole.

(From the German "Spaß!"/"Spass!" meaning "fun" but used like "Kidding!", "JK!", "I got you!", etc.)

(NOT associated with the urban dictionary spass, despite its obvious need for a hole. Ew.)
Bob thinks he's so funny when he switches people's lunches in the office refrigerator. What a spasshole.
Spasshole by OgreKev August 17, 2018
Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.
Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"
Sasshole by TheOrangeTicTac January 22, 2014
Word of the Day on March 15, 2023
1.) referring to a person who is both sassy and an asshole
2.) a hole or orifice from which sass emits
I tried to return some pants and the sasshole behind the counter wouldn't let me without a receipt.
or
Shut your sasshole!
Sasshole by mckrab January 19, 2017

stepasshole 

A stepasshole can be male or female and is the bad step-parent that gives the good step-parents a negative image. The majority of step-parents are doing their best and trying to make everything work out all around for everybody involved yet the opposite is true of the stepasshole whom only cares about the one, themself.
Two newly remarried moms with children from the previous spouses are comparing their new husbands. One mom says," This is working out far better than I could have imagined, the kids love him and he adores them."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."
stepasshole by jpg3 October 23, 2010

Surpasshole 

Going over and above all expectations, while being a complete and utter asshole.
Boy, you have worked hard at achieving those goals and exceeding expectation, but have been a complete prick. You're a real surpasshole.
Surpasshole by The big three February 5, 2015
A combination of sassy asshole, when there's an equal amount of attitude and douchebaggery combined into one.
Dude, try this tea! It's awesome!
"Sorry, I dunked all of mine in the Boston harbor"
You're such a sasshole.
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