Spiss 

When you jizz in your pants.

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I
SPISS IN MY PANTS

Spiss by anonymous-ma12 June 4, 2017

Spiss 

A small puddle of watery Mexican piss in front of a porta John used by Serbs to wash there dick beaters

Beige exited the porta shitter and and washed his small hands in the spiss.

Spiss by Spicifications October 13, 2022

spiss 

A post ejaculatory urination which still contains sperm, giving it a cloudy appearence. The etymology being a contraction of sperm/spunk + piss = spiss

'That was wonderful darling, do you mind if i postpone the post coital hugs you so require in favour of a quick spiss?'

spiss by mrbruceman February 21, 2009

spiss 

spiss is an animated rabbit that skateboards and raps,hes pretty gnarley when it comes to da chicks too!!!

spiss is a sarcastic personna that has been zebratised!!!
www.spissmusic.com

spiss by spiss February 26, 2008

Spiss 

Spiss is what happens when you take a 'piss' after sex or a wank and still have spunk at the end of your dick.

Chuck the condom in the bin love - i'll be right back, i'm off for a spiss

Spiss by Antdabiker November 7, 2010

Spiss

To separate or let settle instead of mixing; the act of allowing things to naturally divide rather than combining them.

“Don’t stir the drink, just spiss it and let the layers sit.”

“ The sauce was supposed to emulsify, but it just spissed into oil and vinegar.”

Spiss by theBigForte March 4, 2026

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.

"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

Occam's Scissor by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020