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Spermmy

When a hotdog is deliciously filled with condiments
That is a very spermmy glizzy.
by Big meaty al November 13, 2020
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spermmistake

A spermmistake occurs when your wife experiences an unwanted pregnancy, courtesy of your not bothering to put a fucking rubber on your schlong before having hot sex.
Regarding the kid that killed an Aussie tourist, various surgical procedures with rusty tools and no anesthesia would be fitting punishment for that spermmistake!

Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.
by Telephony August 31, 2013
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spermmistake

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.
I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.
by Telephony September 9, 2013
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Spermy Germies

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.
Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
by FoxBlueBlueFoxFox August 5, 2008
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spermypoo

1.) The poo of a person who has received violent anal sex (normally from a father, or father figure) in which massive amounts of sperm have been ejaculated into the ass. This sperm is then mixed with the fecal matter into a slurry which may be drained out and stored for later usage as lubricant or beverage.

2.) The poo of a person who has ingested only sperm for 48 consecutive hours; this may also be drained and used later as lubricant or beverage.
"Go clean the spermypoo from the shower!" Deep voiced naked father, probably a plumber.
"But daaaaaad!!" Whinny volleyball playing boy.
by Asteve April 20, 2010
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spermy lick

To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).
I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.

That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.
by TheYorkshireViking August 30, 2017
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Wet Spermy

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.
"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"
by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013
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