Spermman 

Spermman
Spermman
Does whatever a sperm can

Eats a dick, any size
Catches cum just like flies.
Look out!

Here comes the spermman.

Is he thick?
Listen bud
He’s got radioactive nuts
Can he suck lots of nuts?
Yes and he’ll give you head
Hey there
There goes the spermman

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Theres a streak of white
He cums just in time

Spermman
Spermman
Kinky neighbourhood, spermman
Dick and balls
He wanks off
Pleasure is his reward
To him
Life’s sucking lots of nuts
Wherever there’s a dildo
You’ll find the spermman

“Spermman was eating dicks again”

Spermman by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.

"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."

sperman by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008

Pee Wee Sperman 

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.

Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

Pee Wee Sperman by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Spoogebob Spermpants 

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

Spoogebob Spermpants by scodder May 15, 2010

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

spermanent by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

Spermante by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

spermaniac 

a disease commonly found in exchange student after they have been bullied and force to take part in a orgy where they have to drink 5 or more gallons of man sperm so they get used to it and cant live without it, people with this disease often become very strong and muscly because of the high amounts of protein in the sperm.

damn, look at that asian boi, he got good booty and is strong as hell, he must got the spermaniac disease

spermaniac by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019