spermypoo 

1.) The poo of a person who has received violent anal sex (normally from a father, or father figure) in which massive amounts of sperm have been ejaculated into the ass. This sperm is then mixed with the fecal matter into a slurry which may be drained out and stored for later usage as lubricant or beverage.

2.) The poo of a person who has ingested only sperm for 48 consecutive hours; this may also be drained and used later as lubricant or beverage.

"Go clean the spermypoo from the shower!" Deep voiced naked father, probably a plumber.
"But daaaaaad!!" Whinny volleyball playing boy.

spermypoo by Asteve April 20, 2010

sperryfoot 

The disgustingly delicious aroma that results from wearing sperry topsiders as they are meant to be worn...without socks.

Bob has a legendary case of Sperryfoot since he always wears his sperrys without socks

sperryfoot by G train April 10, 2007

spermaphobic 

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

spermaphobic by ladynz April 24, 2008

spermpop 

A sufficient amount of cum that is frozen with a stick (for support). Size depends on load size as well as collection method.

Can be made with a simple ice-cube tray.

Should be consumed in the same way an ice cream pop is.

My bitch saved my cum until she had enough to make a large spermpop.

spermpop by sweetgy June 23, 2009

Spermsplosion 

A massive cum-shot, all natural, the stuff of legends. The sort that makes a girl vomit from taking it in the mouth. If the penis is covered it explodes almost violently."

You came so hard my vag hurts" "Yeah baby, that's a Spermsplosion.

Spermsplosion by Justin the Lion April 19, 2011

spermophobic

fear of sperm.

sorry i can't finish you i am spermophobic.

spermophobic by Felish Papii February 25, 2009

Spermaphobe 

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

Spermaphobe by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010