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spermypoo

1.) The poo of a person who has received violent anal sex (normally from a father, or father figure) in which massive amounts of sperm have been ejaculated into the ass. This sperm is then mixed with the fecal matter into a slurry which may be drained out and stored for later usage as lubricant or beverage.

2.) The poo of a person who has ingested only sperm for 48 consecutive hours; this may also be drained and used later as lubricant or beverage.
"Go clean the spermypoo from the shower!" Deep voiced naked father, probably a plumber.
"But daaaaaad!!" Whinny volleyball playing boy.
by Asteve April 20, 2010
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sperryfoot

The disgustingly delicious aroma that results from wearing sperry topsiders as they are meant to be worn...without socks.
Bob has a legendary case of Sperryfoot since he always wears his sperrys without socks
by G train April 10, 2007
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spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.
I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
by ladynz April 24, 2008
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spermpop

A sufficient amount of cum that is frozen with a stick (for support). Size depends on load size as well as collection method.

Can be made with a simple ice-cube tray.

Should be consumed in the same way an ice cream pop is.
My bitch saved my cum until she had enough to make a large spermpop.
by sweetgy June 23, 2009
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Spermsplosion

A massive cum-shot, all natural, the stuff of legends. The sort that makes a girl vomit from taking it in the mouth. If the penis is covered it explodes almost violently."
You came so hard my vag hurts" "Yeah baby, that's a Spermsplosion.
by Justin the Lion April 19, 2011
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spermophobic

sorry i can't finish you i am spermophobic.
by Felish Papii February 25, 2009
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Spermaphobe

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.
Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.
by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010
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