The act of taking every possible measure—dietary, lifestyle, or otherwise—to maximize sperm count, motility, and overall fertility. Often used half-seriously, half-ironically in online spaces where people obsess over “optimization.”
• “Bro quit drinking, started lifting, and taking zinc supplements—he’s full-on spermmaxxing.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”
by tsaltsal September 24, 2025
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