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Spermmelier 

A Spermmelier is an expert in the art of fellatio.

A person who frequently imbibes male orgasmic discharge and has extensive knowlege about the proper technique or extracting such discharge in such a way to provide maximum pleasuer to the extractee.
"She did not appreciate the pungent bouquet of my seminal fluids, and thus I had to hire a new spermmelier."
Spermmelier by JimX January 27, 2004
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Spermolier 

A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.
Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!
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