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The thing that spermaholics crave so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.
Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.

spermaphobic 

Someone whose phobia is sperm.
I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
spermaphobic by ladynz April 24, 2008

Smegmaholic 

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.
That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.
Smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them
Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

spermacoligist

A male or female who specializes in the taste, smell, and texture of semen.
My ex girlfriend is a spermacoligist she sucked off all my friends trying to find a new breed of semen.
spermacoligist by Waco March 6, 2007

swervaholic 

(Swerv•a•hall•ic)’s are fans of G Herbo/lil herb (also known as Swervo hence the Name Swervaholic) These are not ordinary fan tho... These are the fans that will tell you Herb is the modern day Tupac,(which is a fact) and that all his music is indeed “Fire”. If you are not a fan of G Herbo’s music it would be smart to not express your reasons why to them because it could end in a 30 as us swervaholics are very defensive over are favorite rapper.
Real Herb Fan:Yo you heard that new Herb song Can’t sleep
Causal Music listener: Nah ion really fuck wit his sound like that

Real Herb Fan: Niggas you tweaking Swerv tha goat, who fuckin wit him..... I’ll wait nobody

Causal music fan: Nigga Stfu you just a SWERVAHOLIC you think everything that nigga make is heat🤣 that nigga could say uhh 200x Nd you’d probably still say that’s hot too
Real Herb fan: He actually does have a song like that Nd indeed it’s fire 🔥🥵
swervaholic by BigPsos34 December 2, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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