The thing that spermaholics crave so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.
Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.
I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.
That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.
(Swerv•a•hall•ic)’s are fans of G Herbo/lil herb (also known as Swervo hence the Name Swervaholic) These are not ordinary fan tho... These are the fans that will tell you Herb is the modern day Tupac,(which is a fact) and that all his music is indeed “Fire”. If you are not a fan of G Herbo’s music it would be smart to not express your reasons why to them because it could end in a 30 as us swervaholics are very defensive over are favorite rapper.
Real Herb Fan:Yo you heard that new Herb song Can’t sleep Causal Music listener: Nah ion really fuck wit his sound like that
Real Herb Fan: Niggas you tweaking Swerv tha goat, who fuckin wit him..... I’ll wait nobody
Causal music fan: Nigga Stfu you just a SWERVAHOLIC you think everything that nigga make is heat🤣 that nigga could say uhh 200x Nd you’d probably still say that’s hot too
Real Herb fan: He actually does have a song like that Nd indeed it’s fire 🔥🥵
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.