Definitions by AgentMaine27

Smegmaholic 

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.

That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.

Smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018

smegmaholic 

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.

Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018

smegonian 

Those of the religion of Smegma. The smegonians live in a city called Smegxico. The smegxicans worship their smegma god and he comes to them in their dreams to teach them the ways of the smegonians.

Our newly found smegonian brother got a visit from the SmegGod last night.

smegonian by AgentMaine27 October 31, 2017