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Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics crave so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.
Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.
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Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics carve so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.
Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.
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spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).
Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.
by RM June 25, 2003
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Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!
by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010
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You're board huh?
I mean, why else would you write this?!
But, that's what happen when th fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Bthpp
Help-Im-AFurryGamer.EXE Has stopped responding.
T H E B O A R D N E S S I S R E A L ! ! !
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Other Person: Yup...
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by OWO UWU OWU WINKA WINK November 21, 2019
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Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.
We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!
by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018
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spermhoarder

1 n. A person (usually male) who is not prepared to spill their seed in any way shape or form.

also

a sperm-bank robber
Eric is a spermhoarder.
by boristagg November 26, 2007
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