Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.

That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.

by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006

Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics crave so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.

Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.

by NOIMNOTGODBUTTHANKSFORASKING July 7, 2010

spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

by ladynz April 24, 2008

Smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.

That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.

by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007

spermacoligist

A male or female who specializes in the taste, smell, and texture of semen.

My ex girlfriend is a spermacoligist she sucked off all my friends trying to find a new breed of semen.

by Waco March 6, 2007

swervaholic

(Swerv•a•hall•ic)’s are fans of G Herbo/lil herb (also known as Swervo hence the Name Swervaholic) These are not ordinary fan tho... These are the fans that will tell you Herb is the modern day Tupac,(which is a fact) and that all his music is indeed “Fire”. If you are not a fan of G Herbo’s music it would be smart to not express your reasons why to them because it could end in a 30 as us swervaholics are very defensive over are favorite rapper.

Real Herb Fan:Yo you heard that new Herb song Can’t sleep
Causal Music listener: Nah ion really fuck wit his sound like that

Real Herb Fan: Niggas you tweaking Swerv tha goat, who fuckin wit him..... I’ll wait nobody

Causal music fan: Nigga Stfu you just a SWERVAHOLIC you think everything that nigga make is heat🤣 that nigga could say uhh 200x Nd you’d probably still say that’s hot too
Real Herb fan: He actually does have a song like that Nd indeed it’s fire 🔥🥵

by BigPsos34 December 2, 2019