spermatologist

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.

I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

by Askthe BeerGuys June 29, 2010

spermacoligist

A male or female who specializes in the taste, smell, and texture of semen.

My ex girlfriend is a spermacoligist she sucked off all my friends trying to find a new breed of semen.

by Waco March 6, 2007

Smegmatologist

The doctoral profession of checking under ones foreskin for smegma build up.

Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018

smegmatologist

An expert in the topic of smegma, semen or other manly cock juices. Derived from the word smegma, meaning semen / male ejaculate.

That girl's choked down so much sperm, she's blatantly a smegmatologist!

by badgerchap April 18, 2010