Spenknole
Alexandria: Are you gonna eat your pizza spenknole or can I have it?
Anna: Oh for sure go ahead I don’t want it.
Anna: Oh for sure go ahead I don’t want it.
Spenknole by Catsrockwithyarn December 6, 2018
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spanknowledge
person_1:i have great Spanish Knowledge!
person_2:don't you mean you have great Spanknowledge?
person_1:yes person 2 i did mean Spanknowledge.
person_2:don't you mean you have great Spanknowledge?
person_1:yes person 2 i did mean Spanknowledge.
spanknowledge by shadow walker777 April 30, 2023
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Spennoed
To get absolutely beyond shitfaced when you’re normally the responsible one of the group. Expect everyone present to have their phones out recording
Person 1: I’ve just seen him down shots of water and throw the glasses like they’re vodka.
Person 2: Yeah he’s spennoed mate.
Person 2: Yeah he’s spennoed mate.
Spennoed by Baconator98 April 1, 2019
speakhole
TERM USED FOR PERSON WHO TALKS NON STOP, NON SENSE AND IRRELEVANT TO SURROUNDING. THESE PEOPLE SEIZE TO TALK ONLY TO TAKE OFFENSE AND THEN CONTINUE TALKING BULLSHIT.
COULD BE USED FOR A PERSON WHO OPENS HIS MOUTH AND UTTERS SHIT. I.E. FOULMOUTH (JUST THE UNBEARABLE KIND)
COULD BE USED FOR A PERSON WHO OPENS HIS MOUTH AND UTTERS SHIT. I.E. FOULMOUTH (JUST THE UNBEARABLE KIND)
speakhole by SWORDSLIEN September 18, 2020
spankolepsy
When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.
“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…
spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021
spankolepsy
When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.
“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!
spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021
spenklebong
Ronald: HEY RIchRHASFHARFHAS!!
Ronald: I MEAN... RICHARD!
Richard: what
Ronald: EVER WONDERED ABOUT THIS HIT FUCKING CARTOON CALLED SPENKLEBONG?!?!?!?!?!?
Richard: what in the actual fuck
Ronald: I MEAN... RICHARD!
Richard: what
Ronald: EVER WONDERED ABOUT THIS HIT FUCKING CARTOON CALLED SPENKLEBONG?!?!?!?!?!?
Richard: what in the actual fuck
spenklebong by RF5C February 17, 2024
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