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Spenknole 

The last bit of a sandwich or bread-based food item that you’re too full to eat. Pl. Spenknoles.
Alexandria: Are you gonna eat your pizza spenknole or can I have it?
Anna: Oh for sure go ahead I don’t want it.
Spenknole by Catsrockwithyarn December 6, 2018
Words you can keep

spanknowledge 

Spanknowledge is what you get if you mix spain and knowledge
person_1:i have great Spanish Knowledge!
person_2:don't you mean you have great Spanknowledge?
person_1:yes person 2 i did mean Spanknowledge.

Spennoed 

To get absolutely beyond shitfaced when you’re normally the responsible one of the group. Expect everyone present to have their phones out recording
Person 1: I’ve just seen him down shots of water and throw the glasses like they’re vodka.

Person 2: Yeah he’s spennoed mate.
Spennoed by Baconator98 April 1, 2019
TERM USED FOR PERSON WHO TALKS NON STOP, NON SENSE AND IRRELEVANT TO SURROUNDING. THESE PEOPLE SEIZE TO TALK ONLY TO TAKE OFFENSE AND THEN CONTINUE TALKING BULLSHIT.

COULD BE USED FOR A PERSON WHO OPENS HIS MOUTH AND UTTERS SHIT. I.E. FOULMOUTH (JUST THE UNBEARABLE KIND)
1. I MET THIS GUY AT BAR AND GOD HE WAS A SPEAKHOLE!

2. I CANT STAND THAT LADY SHE IS A SPEAKHOLE!
speakhole by SWORDSLIEN September 18, 2020

spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.
“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…
spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.
“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!
spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spenklebong 

how people write spongebob when they fucking snort cocaine
Ronald: HEY RIchRHASFHARFHAS!!
Ronald: I MEAN... RICHARD!
Richard: what
Ronald: EVER WONDERED ABOUT THIS HIT FUCKING CARTOON CALLED SPENKLEBONG?!?!?!?!?!?
Richard: what in the actual fuck
spenklebong by RF5C February 17, 2024
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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