Spenknole 

The last bit of a sandwich or bread-based food item that you’re too full to eat. Pl. Spenknoles.

Alexandria: Are you gonna eat your pizza spenknole or can I have it?
Anna: Oh for sure go ahead I don’t want it.

Spenknole by Catsrockwithyarn December 6, 2018

spanknowledge 

Spanknowledge is what you get if you mix spain and knowledge

person_1:i have great Spanish Knowledge!
person_2:don't you mean you have great Spanknowledge?
person_1:yes person 2 i did mean Spanknowledge.

spanknowledge by shadow walker777 April 30, 2023

Spennoed 

To get absolutely beyond shitfaced when you’re normally the responsible one of the group. Expect everyone present to have their phones out recording

Person 1: I’ve just seen him down shots of water and throw the glasses like they’re vodka.

Person 2: Yeah he’s spennoed mate.

Spennoed by Baconator98 April 1, 2019

speakhole

TERM USED FOR PERSON WHO TALKS NON STOP, NON SENSE AND IRRELEVANT TO SURROUNDING. THESE PEOPLE SEIZE TO TALK ONLY TO TAKE OFFENSE AND THEN CONTINUE TALKING BULLSHIT.

COULD BE USED FOR A PERSON WHO OPENS HIS MOUTH AND UTTERS SHIT. I.E. FOULMOUTH (JUST THE UNBEARABLE KIND)

1. I MET THIS GUY AT BAR AND GOD HE WAS A SPEAKHOLE!

2. I CANT STAND THAT LADY SHE IS A SPEAKHOLE!

speakhole by SWORDSLIEN September 18, 2020

spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…

spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!

spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spenklebong 

how people write spongebob when they fucking snort cocaine

Ronald: HEY RIchRHASFHARFHAS!!
Ronald: I MEAN... RICHARD!
Richard: what
Ronald: EVER WONDERED ABOUT THIS HIT FUCKING CARTOON CALLED SPENKLEBONG?!?!?!?!?!?
Richard: what in the actual fuck

spenklebong by RF5C February 17, 2024