Spelq 

To ejaculate into a gallon a milk and chug the entirety of the carton in 10 seconds or less.

"Aye jit I just finished my spelq cuh you wanna smell my breath nigga."

Spelq by Baybee Killer December 20, 2020

Spelq 

To ejaculate into a gallon a milk and chug the entirety of the carton in 10 seconds or less.

"Aye jit I just finished my spelq cuh, you wanna smell my breath nigga."

Spelq by Baybee Killer December 20, 2020

Spelq 

When you’re jelq session is extra wet (thanks to you’re trusty jergens) and your jelq juice mix’s with your body juice and sprays onto the wall.

Johnny:hey man, why didn’t you return my call yesterday?

Micah:Sorry man, I had a nasty 16 hour jelq session, then I spelqed all over my kitchen wall and goldfish. I spent all day cleaning up my jelq juice

Spelq by AlaskanJelqWorm May 13, 2022

spellculate 

To fake the spelling of an unfamiliar word.
Can be inserted in informal writing, in brackets, after any guessed-at spelling - so you still look stupid, but at least aware of it.

I hate trying to write people's surnames; I always have to spellculate.

spellculate by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2009

spelling 

A lost art.

wuht ish teh speling tset? O_o

spelling by JiaXue November 1, 2003

spellbinding 

Can be used to describe something as good, or as if it takes control of you.

This spellbinding novel is good.

The spellbinding peado had me under his influence.

spellbinding by Daniel Thomson November 10, 2006

Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

Dry spell goggles by damnitwayner October 21, 2010