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a person (usually male) who goes for young children for sexual needs. they seduce them over the internet usually and get them to do things they want.
"whos your new bird then louie??" askes liam "shes danielle. shes 12 years old and ready for the picken'" replies louie "you are rather sick, being 17, don't you think that makes you a peado?" "no" replies louie "younger girls always go for older men, so i think i'm doing them a favour" "sick bastard" replies liam
peado by masterlee April 10, 2006
A person who wears a £15 supreme lanyard and thinks he is a hype beast and sends nudes
The peado sent nudes to three girls of which all said it was small. He stares and people (booty)
Peado by Jamie rooney February 15, 2018
Nick Ford
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Peado by Alf November 25, 2003
Someone who has a £15 supreme lanyard but still wears the bag as if they are a hype-beast
A fake peado likes year 8 girls (booty)
Peado by Jamie rooney February 15, 2018

Peado fantasist 

A term to describe someone who fantasises pedophilia without any credible evidence to support their fantasies. It's almost like they want pedophilia to have happened; even when all evidence suggest otherwise.
Stop being such a peado fantasist. It's disgusting.
Peado fantasist by commonsense_ February 26, 2022

Peado Fc 

Paedo Fc otherwise known as sevco scotland previously known as rangers football club is a club that protected prolific peadophiles such as gordon neely and Harry dunn who conveniently the rangers fans won't mention rangers gave neely there well wishes and let them resign
Did you hear peado fc manager Walter Smith knew about what neely was doing but never done anything about it?

peado-smile 

A very creepy smile, somewhat peadophilic
Guy : *Looks at beautifull girl and smiles*
Girl : OMG, you are so creepy, get away!!!
Guy2: Sorry bro, but you have a peado-smile..
peado-smile by Jaymal Soni November 25, 2013
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