AlaskanJelqWorm's definitions

Spelq

When you’re jelq session is extra wet (thanks to you’re trusty jergens) and your jelq juice mix’s with your body juice and sprays onto the wall.

Johnny:hey man, why didn’t you return my call yesterday?

Micah:Sorry man, I had a nasty 16 hour jelq session, then I spelqed all over my kitchen wall and goldfish. I spent all day cleaning up my jelq juice

by AlaskanJelqWorm May 13, 2022