Definitions by AlaskanJelqWorm
Spelq
When you’re jelq session is extra wet (thanks to you’re trusty jergens) and your jelq juice mix’s with your body juice and sprays onto the wall.
Johnny:hey man, why didn’t you return my call yesterday?
Micah:Sorry man, I had a nasty 16 hour jelq session, then I spelqed all over my kitchen wall and goldfish. I spent all day cleaning up my jelq juice
Micah:Sorry man, I had a nasty 16 hour jelq session, then I spelqed all over my kitchen wall and goldfish. I spent all day cleaning up my jelq juice
Spelq by AlaskanJelqWorm May 13, 2022