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SpeedTyper 

Someone, usually in a mainly texted base role-playing game, who types extremely fast, usually very short sentences, so that the other player can't process what is happening, giving them an unfair advantage in any role-play situation
Player: -he'd turn to look-
SpeedTyper: -I'd aim-
SpeedTyper: -I'd fire in his neck-
SpeedTyper: -I'd dive-
Player: ((dude you cant just do that man
SpeedTyper: (shut up kid stop complaining Im calling a mod for false void
SpeedTyper by AgreeableApe September 30, 2019

Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Speedsturbation 

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.
I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!
Speedsturbation by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009

speedstagrin

A permanent smile from driving a Speedster
John just got back from his first drive, he was all speedstagrin.

Speedster 

A type of DC super hero that uses the speed force to move much faster than human limits.
Me: I am a speedster
Unnamed person: Really, Your name is Ezra Miller
Me: No, it’s Grant Gustin
Speedster by Derpy Hero April 18, 2019

speedysterl 

My freind here speedysterl, he already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite
speedysterl by Moist libster March 9, 2021