Speedsterbate

The act of quickly masterbating after someone catches on to you or sees you.

insert name thought I was jacking off, so I had to speedsterbate to make it not seem fishy.

by JustAFuckinIdiot March 6, 2018

Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.

I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!

by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009

Speedsterae

Harm is an amazing vsp editor , she chews done you flops 💪🏽 she’s also very sweet and kind

Speedsterae. Harm ily girlie giggle

by statsyshvtcsusjwjeb February 27, 2022