Specsmakers 

Even relationship these days lasts longer than the frames we sell.

Machi nalla vela Manadu Padam na Specsmakers kannadi potu pakala.. Padam Semaya irunchu!

Specsmakers by vathzen November 27, 2021

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

you should have gone to specsavers by r3dfox January 7, 2008

Should have gone to Specsavers 

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

Should have gone to Specsavers by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

Specsavers 

The shop that has no dickens better prices the any other glasses shop.

I went to specsavers but didn’t buy anything because it was too fricken expensive!!!!!

Specsavers by Spudicous May 21, 2019

Tokyo Branch of specsavers 

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

Tokyo Branch of specsavers by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023