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you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.
Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

Should have gone to Specsavers 

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"
person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

Specsavers 

The shop that has no dickens better prices the any other glasses shop.
I went to specsavers but didn’t buy anything because it was too fricken expensive!!!!!
Specsavers by Spudicous May 21, 2019

Tokyo Branch of specsavers 

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example
That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026