Specsmakers
Specsmakers by vathzen November 27, 2021
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you should have gone to specsavers
When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.
Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club
Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
you should have gone to specsavers by r3dfox January 7, 2008
Should have gone to Specsavers
A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"
person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"
small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*
small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*
Should have gone to Specsavers by Scott2357 October 5, 2016
Tokyo Branch of specsavers
Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”
Somebody like Katie Price for example
Somebody like Katie Price for example
Tokyo Branch of specsavers by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)