Specsavers 

The shop that has no dickens better prices the any other glasses shop.

I went to specsavers but didn’t buy anything because it was too fricken expensive!!!!!

Specsavers by Spudicous May 21, 2019

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

you should have gone to specsavers by r3dfox January 7, 2008

Should have gone to Specsavers 

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

Should have gone to Specsavers by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

Tokyo Branch of specsavers 

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

Tokyo Branch of specsavers by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

specsaver 

a retail offer that appears to offer you something of great value for no extra charge but which really gives you something which will probably sit in a drawer and never be used.

2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.

specsaver by Nesty. January 4, 2012

spacksavers 

Someone that is not only a spacker, but also wears glasses.

Oi! Speccy Spasmo! You should have gone to spacksavers!

spacksavers by Kezza March 17, 2004

Specsmakers 

Even relationship these days lasts longer than the frames we sell.

Machi nalla vela Manadu Padam na Specsmakers kannadi potu pakala.. Padam Semaya irunchu!

Specsmakers by vathzen November 27, 2021