specsaver 

a retail offer that appears to offer you something of great value for no extra charge but which really gives you something which will probably sit in a drawer and never be used.

2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.

specsaver by Nesty. January 4, 2012

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

you should have gone to specsavers by r3dfox January 7, 2008

Should have gone to Specsavers 

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

Should have gone to Specsavers by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

spacksavers 

Someone that is not only a spacker, but also wears glasses.

Oi! Speccy Spasmo! You should have gone to spacksavers!

spacksavers by Kezza March 17, 2004

specialer 

More special than special.

Kio is specialer than him.

specialer by Malady December 18, 2002

Specialer 

Specialer Means Even More Special Than Someone Else ; Which Means You Could Act Very Blonde / Slow

My Boyfriend Is Alot More Specialer Than Me (:

Specialer by Whore1996 January 26, 2010

Specialer 

To be more special than someone else.

Sammy is specialer than Alec

Specialer by Picasso da hore July 11, 2020