A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"
person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*
by Scott2357 October 05, 2016
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megan goy

someone who can get jealous very easily is labelled as a "Megan Goy"
*Example Names Used*
Somebody referred to as a "Megan Goy": Ellie couldn't take my Alex, there's no chance"
by Scott2357 January 18, 2017
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jesusophobia

OH MY GAWD THE LAWD HAS ARRIVED, IT'S JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!

OH FUCK!
Person 1:"Hey man look it's Jesus!"

Person 2:"FUCK DUDE! I HAVE JESUSOPHOBIA!"

Person 1:"OH SHIT!"
by Scott2357 June 05, 2016
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english roulette

the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.
person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"
by Scott2357 May 13, 2016
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isis rape

when a group of Muslim extremists knock on the door of an unwilling participant and they are used against their own freewill for the mass penetration of ISIS
person 1: "a group of guys kidnapped me and we did ISIS rape"

person 2: "woah you're so lucky!"
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A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"
Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*
by Scott2357 June 05, 2016
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