Specis

Lazy git

I sure don't want to be Specis.

by Andreas December 1, 2003

overly specific

The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.

And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.

Verbatim.

AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!

1) Her:

Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?

Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!

2) Friend #1

When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?

Friend #2

Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.

Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.

Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 29, 2022

Vesuvio Special

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter

Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special

by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015

Amber Heard Special

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)

Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

by the super penis man May 3, 2022

Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Five gallery special

When an incarcerated person exposes himself

"Ay Joe, did you just see that?" "Naw, what happened?" "Buddy just exposed himself to that female!" "Damn, he hit her with the five gallery special!"

by El Muletas August 5, 2019

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick

You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

by Kingofdick June 26, 2019