Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Special agent 

Federal law enforcement training can be divided into various categories, the most common being basic, agency-specific basic (ASB), advanced/specialized, and agency-advanced/specialized. To operate safely and effectively, U.S. special agents and criminal investigators, must possess skills and knowledge regarding criminal and civil law and procedure, enforcement operations, physical techniques, and technical equipment, to mention a few. They must also be physically fit. While possession of a college degree can aid in obtaining employment in this profession, only extensive training provided at specialized facilities, combined with on-the-job training, can provide the skills and knowledge needed to perform the duties of a federal criminal investigator.

U.S. special agents and federal criminal investigators generally receive their basic training at one of two primary locations: the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC), in Brunswick, Georgia, or the FBI or DEA training facilities based at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia.
Special agent, I was station in Fort Sill for about 3 years, just to find out my best friend who was in a FA Battalion with me was a UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE, SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR.
He was in the 3/13FAR. Name: Edward R Davies III, He didnt tell me nor He did'nt have to prove a thing to me, I don't want to know. STAY AWAY FROM HIM, hes not what you think.
Special agent by roadrash67 June 14, 2010

special agent oso 

A fucked up little plush teddy bear who doubles as a special agent to "help" children accomplish remedial tasks. Usually can't wait to get hands-on with most youngsters he meets. Gets the answers from the audience and his wristwatch. His best friends include a pretentious wolf, a retarded hillbilly racoon or squirrel lookin hoochie named "dotty" and some fuckin james earl jones soundin nigga who is the boss of the whole stupid operation. His vehicles include a faggot french train named RR Rapeed and a blind helicopter named whirly bird. Obviously a Sandusky faggot since he never tries to slay dotty, creeps into childrens bedrooms and usually dips when the parents come home.
Little Billy: Special agent oso what are you doin here? Are you here on a special assignment?
Agent Oso: Why don't you come find out.
<sound of door closing>
Billy's Mom: Billy where are you?
Agent Oso: Oh shit I better dip on outta this bitch. Hit it whirly bird.
special agent oso by pimpinthe405 November 23, 2011

Special Agent Fox Mulder 

A character from The X-Files(1993-2002).
A paraniod F.B.I. agent who solves crimes dealing with the paranormal or the unexplained with an attractive partner Agent Dana Scully. He has no life and likes to stick pencils to the ceiling.
1) Agent Fox Mulder is one of the most unique characters ever made.
2) Wow, you did a Mulder. ( Meaning you stuck pencils to the ceiling).

Special Agent Oso 

Special agent oso (fat fucking bear) is on his way to help a child in need!
Special Agent Oso by Monkeyman972 November 2, 2020

Special Agent Cucky 

An up close and personal view of a late night cucking, involving the cuck on their back watching and tongue assisting their partner/wife whilst getting slapped in the forehead with a pair of sweaty balls, around the same time the bull explodes inside the recipient.
During a dinner party, Shawn was subtly labeled Special Agent Cucky as an inside joke between the trio, insinuating he liked to investigate closely while his partner got pumped full of cum.

oh man, check out "special agent big smoke" 

a line from GTA San Andreas
big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
big smoke: AND YOUR ASS
big smoke: YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
big smoke: ICE COLD BABY
big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
CJ: oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more