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scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...
The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!
Spanton by KadAbrar December 26, 2012

Scantron 

A company name which is more commonly used for a type of multiple-choice test answer sheets.

Teachers use Scantrons so they would not have to hand-grade their students' tests.

Also, they are laid out such that test takers can cheat off others with very little effort.

The reason for this is because Scantrons are divided into sections of about 10 entries each. The entries have fill-in "bubbles" which are wide and generously spaced apart. Therefore, cheaters can get several answers by taking one slight glimpse of another person's Scantron -at any angle.

Tip: The best view is from the bottom. Another words, the Scantron of the person sitting in front of you(the answers show up very clear this way). When you get sight of it, count to yourself, 1,4,3,2,2,1,5,4,4,2,4,3,1, etc
teacher: you will be taking tomorrow's final on a scantron.

student: HELL FUCKING YEAH!!
Scantron by yarrh June 4, 2005

spawntourage 

A group of children following their parent around like an entourage
She always has her spawntourage with her wherever she goes
spawntourage by James2d1 July 19, 2014

a on the scantron 

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.
If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.
a on the scantron by JPMIV May 12, 2008

spazotron 

A person who often "spazzes out" and goes nuts. Typically the spazotron's reaction occurs over a situation not meriting an out of the ordinary reaction.
Dude, Jamey was such a spazotron last night. I mean all his girlfriend did was wave to some other dude.
spazotron by Matt Markese March 24, 2004