One who aspires to be greater than an astronaught but to no aval. And or maybe possibly someone who is or is not on drugs and or way too much Star Crunch snack cakes. NOT Mr. T... Or is it? No no i dont think so. Also one who is 100% corect 34% of the time.
If you drive the X-Wing from Star Wars around the block for fun... you may be a spacetronaught.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)