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A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...
The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!
Spanton by KadAbrar December 26, 2012
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Spamton(Spamton G. Spamton) from Deltarune Chapter 2 , his first encounter text reads as follows
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number [1 Rated Salesman1997]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late Night?
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the slime YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil [Deal] FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG SHOT!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!
BIG SHOT!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
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YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
hey I heard Spamton from Deltarune Chapter 2's pretty hard
Spamton by Sanemero57 September 30, 2021

barry stanton 

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.
Barry Stanton is a true English patriot

Spamton g Spamton 

a man of the pipis.
"I've always ben a man of the pipis a real pipis person!" Spamton g Spamton.
Spamton g Spamton by asxdghjkl September 27, 2021

Spamtonism 

The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen
"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG SHOT Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN NOW!! Spamtonism!.🙏"
Spamtonism by ellgun October 16, 2021
Just a slime who wants to give you some [kromer]. The best thing about him is HYPERLINK [BLOCKED].
HE HE HEY! IT'S ME YOUR [old friend] SPAMTON!
Spamton by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Spamton G. Spamton 

A washed up ventriloquist dummy living in a garbage can that appears in Toby Fox's chapter 2 of his recently popular game Deltarune.

also a tumblrsexyman somehow
Oh look its my favorite character Spamton G. Spamton!. Isnt he a tumblrsexyman?... what.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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