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The art of repeatedly spilling your seed on an expecting person: While waiting for your girlfriend to come home start the act of masturbation holding your spawn until she pulls into the driveway. When your girlfriend walks up the driveway and opens the front door proceed to jump out from behind the door and BLAM spawn all over her. Your girlfriend will become totally pissed and bitch about how this is totally disgusting and you are immature and bitch you out for a least a half our. During this period you will laugh inside because you are going through your refractory period. Your girlfriend will get in the shower because you are going out that night. While your girlfriend is in the shower start masterbating again ...holding your seed until she gets out and then BLAM spawn all over her. When she bitches you out for a half hour while getting ready to go out laugh on the inside as you build up more spawn. Tell your girlfriend you need to shower for your night out. During the shower start masturbating again and then run butt naked and BLAM spawn all over her going out clothes. This is the art of a spawn trap.
Dude we were so late getting to the bar because I spawntrapped my bitch 4 times after she got off work
Spawntrap by G8-7 November 12, 2011
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Spawn Trap 

A technique in first person shooters where the entire enemy team camps outside of your team's spawn zone and kill you while you spawn. Only dicks use this technique and it is ten times worse than camping. The only way to properly combat this is by rage quitting, unless you are completely MLG and can kill them all.
I rage quitted because those douches were spawn trapping in Call of Duty.
Spawn Trap by Dinomurdersaurus June 26, 2014

1v1 Spawn Trap

When you challenge a person against you and give you the inablity to return fire.
1v1 spawn trap. Killing a person a second after they spawn.
1v1 Spawn Trap by Pidae May 15, 2015
To actively keep throwing grenades at a common respawn point in a video game.

Also see spawn camping
pwner: "LOL! That n00b is just spawnfragging the whole time!"
Spawnfrag by J Dizzle 09 January 18, 2009
n. In any FPS game, to kill a player as they spawn, preventing them from any chance to fight back. It's one of those cheap ways to rack up frags.

It is also known as spawn killing, or spawn camping.
If you spawn camp on my server, you will be booted.
spawnrape by Steve Ed. April 8, 2004
v. In FPS computer games, to hide near enemy spawn points killing players as soon as they appear, usually because one lacks playing skills or has an exceptionally weak ego.
If you spawnrape on this server, you will be kicked.
spawnrape by Mystikan December 30, 2003

spawnpaper

Term used to describe when someone uses a picture of their new baby as wallpaper on their computer/laptop.
Make sure you change out your spawnpaper before going to a client meeting where you are going to be presenting on your laptop.
spawnpaper by slowcrash February 16, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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