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scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Sangronian 

Typically refers to a person born in the seaside town of Blackpool, Lancashire in the UK. It is sometimes also used to refer to people born in Blackpools surrounding areas, such as Lytham and Morcambe.
They were born within a mile of Blackpool Tower, a consummate Sangronian.
Sangronian by manicleek August 12, 2017

Scantron 

A company name which is more commonly used for a type of multiple-choice test answer sheets.

Teachers use Scantrons so they would not have to hand-grade their students' tests.

Also, they are laid out such that test takers can cheat off others with very little effort.

The reason for this is because Scantrons are divided into sections of about 10 entries each. The entries have fill-in "bubbles" which are wide and generously spaced apart. Therefore, cheaters can get several answers by taking one slight glimpse of another person's Scantron -at any angle.

Tip: The best view is from the bottom. Another words, the Scantron of the person sitting in front of you(the answers show up very clear this way). When you get sight of it, count to yourself, 1,4,3,2,2,1,5,4,4,2,4,3,1, etc
teacher: you will be taking tomorrow's final on a scantron.

student: HELL FUCKING YEAH!!
Scantron by yarrh June 4, 2005

a on the scantron 

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.
If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.
a on the scantron by JPMIV May 12, 2008
Spanish slang meaning cold blooded. Someone who is being a sangron is being mean without thinking about other people’s feelings. Someone who is a sangron (or sangrona for female) is self serving and will hurt people without any remorse.
He’s such a sangron that he ignored me in front of his cool friends.

Don’t be a sangron and share that icecream with your brother.
Sangron by Lone mama November 30, 2019

Santonio 

The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.
Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!