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I am spartacus 

Refers to a scene in the movie "Spartacus" starring Kirk Douglas as Spartacus. After the army of former Roman slaves led by Spartacus is defeated in battle by legions of the Roman army, a Roman general stands before the captured surviving members of the slave army and demands that they turn over Spartacus, or else all of the former slaves will be executed. Upon hearing this and not wanting his friends to be executed, Spartacus stands up and says "I am Spartacus." However, the loyalty of his friends is so great that each of them stands forward in succession, shouting "I am Spartacus!" until the shouts dissolve into a cacophony of thousands of former slaves each insisting "I am Spartacus!" Bewildered and still not knowing which of them is Spartacus, but impressed by the loyalty he inspires in his army, the Roman general has all of the slaves crucified in a miles-long display alongside the Appian Way leading back to Rome.

Thus the phrase "I am Spartacus!" is often used to humorously start a chorus of responses of "No, I am Spartacus" among a group.
Person enters chat room and types "I am Spartacus."

100 other people in the chat room then respond with "No, I am Spartacus!", "I am Spartacus!", etc.
I am spartacus by LemonJoose August 16, 2006

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.
Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!
Spartacussing by rrsquare August 3, 2012

Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock

A drinking game in which any time a spoken or visual reference to blood, sand, or cock appears, all players take a drink.

References can be changed or added at any time for the slower and more dialogue-heavy portions of the episode, as long as the drinking continues. For example, references to tits, amputees, or any time someone says a word that ends in -us can all be added to the further the liquor consumption. Synonyms for any of the three words -- such as "dirt" or "shaft" -- can also be used as references.
Spartacus: Blood, Sand, and Cock example:

Lucretia: "Oh, Jupiter's Cock!"
Me: Cock! She said cock! Everyone take a drink!

Spartacular 

A mixture of Sparta (Reference from 300) and Spectacular. Epic, excellent, marvelous.
"His performance was truly spartacular."
"How did your date go?" "Oh, it was spartacular."
Spartacular by Jessica Mejias December 26, 2008

Shartabate 

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.
I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.
Shartabate by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.
Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"
spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005