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Smartucate 

V. the act of expanding your knowledge base through higher learning, especially if you're a redneck, hillbilly, or similar. Usually smartucation takes place at a Colliversity.
I went to colliversity to get smartucated
Smartucate by Swanagram March 19, 2010

smartcanucks

An euphemism commonly used by Canadians to describe a group of people who are known to be untrustworthy, immoral, and have very low standards of living.
Trump is pretty stupid but smartcanucks are the biggest group of idiots you'll ever encounter.
smartcanucks by RoccoTheRaccoon August 1, 2017

smartacity

The state of being a smart ass, or possibly something done to create such a state. A Latinate spelling of "smart-ass-ity".
HMB's urbandictionary definitions are characterized by their loquacity, obscurity, and smartacity.

"What your comment lacks in logical merit or accuracy, it more than makes up for in smartacity."
smartacity by HMB December 24, 2007

Mrs. Smartybitch 

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.
Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
Mrs. Smartybitch by KU$H August 6, 2010

Smartwater 

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"
Smartwater by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartical 

1.The act of being smart; acting smart.

(Also to be used in sarcastic conversation.)
1. Stop acting so smartical your making me feel stupid!

(Oh yeah that was smartical.)
smartical by BHS Guardie September 12, 2006